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The Salary Surfer is BACK…not for the faint of heart!

August 29, 2011 by   •  Leave a comment

Get your umbrellas folks, it’s about to rain some truth facts…ENJOY

Josh,

 

I apologize for apologizing in my last blog to you.  I am on my own schedule and will post blogs when I have nothing left to do but, work.  This leads me to my next topic: 5 of my top concerns during my day.

 

1)      Coffee or any kind of pick-me-up, to not work.  This is very important.  I need to have energy to “not work.”  Picking a pick-me-up is always a double edged sword for me.  I don’t know why I dwell on this, but I figure if I’m going to salary surf I should put money aside should something happen.  $5 a day for a coffee can really add up.  After my coffee run, I like to walk the neighborhood with my dog.  Everyone knows him in the hood, so this walk could take anywhere from a half hour to a full hour.  I consider this kind of work, because at the end of the month when I need to make quota…these are the people I will network through to make this happen.  The streets are mean JP!

2)      Personal phone calls.  Working from home allows me the freedom to take personal phone calls whenever I want.  This could take up to 2 hours of my day.  My sister and I have what is called “gossip’s alert.”  We catch up on our day and tell each other the latest gossip on facebook, twitter, etc.  Facebook Continue reading The Salary Surfer is BACK…not for the faint of heart!

Hire a hot sales chick and other idiotic theories

August 29, 2011 by   •  5 Comments

In speaking with some business owners this weekend I heard a lot of whining about why their businesses are flat or dropping.  The first thing these owners choose to do is look for validation from me about “the economy.”  This one amazes me.  Now I’m not economist and can stand here today and tell you that I received a VERY generous B- in my MBA economics courses.  However, I will tell you this; your business sucks because Continue reading Hire a hot sales chick and other idiotic theories

Net Promoter Score Contest….Win an iPad

August 25, 2011 by   •  2 Comments

About 3 months ago I began a new venture that serves my passion for Net Promoter Score.  I started MSP Score in an effort to provide the highest level of NPS surveying.  We call your clients on the phone and ask them the Ultimate Question; “Based on a scale of 0-10, how likely are you to recommend our services to your colleagues?”  So far we’ve had great success in our surveys.

We have a pretty small sample size, but we can report that in the IT Managed Services industry we’ve seen an average NPS of 32.  The minimum score was a 1 and the highest score was a 62.  Our sample size is so small that it is certainly not even statistically significant (used that word for you Dwain!)

Now we need your help!  If you are an IT MSP we want you to submit your most recent NPS.  We want to be able to report a more relevant industry average with your help.  So….email info@mspscore.com with your Net Promoter Score and we will enter you into a drawing for a free iPad.  You have until noon on September 15, 2011 to submit your score.  On September 16 we will report the average Net Promoter Score and report the winner of the iPad.

Oh yeah, don’t forget to tell us a little about yourself and your company; we’ll get you a little free publicity and post your NPS story on the blog.

Good Luck and thanks for your help! 59MTVYGUJBS9 

Salary Surfer Top 7 Sales Manager Mistakes

August 12, 2011 by   •  Leave a comment

Received from the Salary Surf today:

Josh,

Sorry for the delay in getting the top 7 Bonehead Sales Manager list to you…enjoy!

7.  Requiring multiple spreadsheets to be filled out and never getting back to me on what it all meant and never asking for the same information again.  Makes me feel like I’m just here to do your administrative work.

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Salary Surfer

August 11, 2011 by   •  Leave a comment

Greetings from gorgeous Portland, Oregon.  I’ve just spent an amazing 10 days with my two sons touring Washington and Oregon.  We’ve gone every where from the high deserts of Spokane and the Colville Indian Reservation to the amazingly lush forests of the Oregon Coast.  Aside from 6+ hours of Amtrak delays it has been incredible.

Now let’s get down to business.  I’ve coined a term called Salary Surfers.  I have googled it a couple times and there is nothing on the first couple pages, so I’ll take credit for it until someone shows me otherwise.

A Sales Salary Surfer is a sales person who gets a sales job with a decent salary, never makes a sale, and surfs it until the owner can no longer pay the salary and breaks the wave.  The Salary Surfer then catches another wave and rides it until they break that owner as well.   The surfer can make a whole career out of this and never actually make quota or otherwise contribute to the owner’s business.

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Centralized Dispatch for Managed Services Providers

July 21, 2011 by   •  8 Comments

I’m sitting on an Amtrak train going from Seattle to Portland right now.  I had a great morning meeting Gavin Riley, the new Sales Manager for Brian Miller’s company Fusiontek.  In our industry, a sales manager is a rare thing so it made this morning interesting, challenging, and educational.

After working with Fusiontek in the morning, I had the opportunity to go eat incredibly hot wings at the Wing Dome in Seattle with Harry Brelesford of SMB Nation.  As usual, Harry drops some serious knowledge from the front seat of his Volvo navigating the streets of Seattle with a million dollars of carbon bikes strapped to the back.  Overall not a bad way to spend a day if you ask me.

So, none of that has crap to do with this blog post title, so let’s stop messing around and get down to business.

Centralized Dispatch.  This is my answer to about 400 different IT company questions.

How can I increase managed services contract profitability? Centralized Dispatch

Where are my techs? Centralized Dispatch

Why won’t my techs enter their time? Centralized Dispatch

Why isn’t my service board clean? Centralized Dispatch

How do we get rid of these old tickets? Centralized Dispatch

How will I ever not have to be here all day every day? Centralized Dispatch

Why isn’t my Net Promoter Score higher?  Centralized Dispatch

Centralized Dispatch is a model of scheduling engineering resources using one central position as the hub for all client – engineer interaction.  Clients interact with a dispatcher through phone, email, or some manner of ticketing portal when they have a technical problem.  The dispatcher formulates, immediate, short term, and long term schedules in order to meet SLA’s, address emergencies, ensure happy clients, and keep engineers billing their time for the maximum amount of time.

This model takes all of the burden off of engineers and clients and places it squarely on the shoulders of the dispatcher.  (JOSH’s NOTE: please do not be stupid and think or even say “well Josh, what about when that person is on break or vacation?”  If you can’t figure out that solution, pack it up and call it quits)

This is not a new idea.  It is not an unproven idea.  It is what some of the most sophisticated industries in the world utilize to make sure things run smoothly.  Let’s take a look.   Continue reading Centralized Dispatch for Managed Services Providers

What are my sales people doing?

July 10, 2011 by   •  1 Comment

I work with a number of owners and sales managers who work very hard to increase the revenue and profits of their company by hiring sales people and trying their best to manage them.  When I speak with them the conversation usually starts with an owner or manager complaining that their sales person is just not closing enough business.  When I start asking questions, the discomfort level goes up and the anger starts turning more towards themselves then at the sales person.  I heard someone once say “if you have crappy employees, it’s because you are a crappy manager.”  Over the years, I’ve learned that those words could not be more accurate.

Fortunately (or unfortunately depending on where you sit) it does not take a whole lot to become a better manager.  Sometimes we just need to remember the Drukerism “if you can’t measure it, you can’t manage it.”  Let’s start there for learning what your sales people are doing.  I want you to stop worrying about RESULTS for now.  Let’s FOCUS FOCUS FOCUS on EFFORT.  The results are a simple equation of EFFORT + TALENT.  In our world of sales, effort goes just about as far, if not further than talent.

So, what is this effort?  Quite simply, it is

PROSPECTING, SETTING APPOINTMENTS, SITTING ON APPOINTMENTS, and PROPOSAL PRESENTATIONS.

I don’t care how many of each activities they are doing RIGHT NOW, but you damn well be able to tell me when I ask.  These are the activities that your base salary pays for.  In sports, we don’t just measure touch downs and points scored, we also measure all of the ACTIVITIES that players perform on the court or on the field that will result in a win.  I need you to do the same.  Show me a basketball player who doesn’t know his or her own stats cold. Show me a quarterback, that can’t tell you on the spot how many yards he threw for, last week, last year, or even in his senior year of high school.

It is from this moment forward unacceptable Continue reading What are my sales people doing?

MSP Score…Providing NPS Surveys

July 10, 2011 by   •  Leave a comment

You know I love Net Promoter Score.  I think it is an amazing survey method for determining customer loyalty.  Not only is it very versatile in learning about your clients, it is also so simple that I can’t believe everyone doesn’t do it.  I’ve been having my clients perform this survey for years but as with anything as a small business owner, it just makes one more item on their to do list.

This year I was committed to get a small survey company off the ground and with the help of some amazingly talented folks, we were able to begin offering survey services to several Managed Services Providers around the country.  In the first several weeks since beginning, we’ve learned so much about how to perform the surveys in order to maximize response rates and minimal nuisance factor to the respondees.   We shoot out a personalized email to the respondent, followed up by a phone call.  So far so good!

Shoot me a message and I’ll be happy to help you develop your own method for performing this service for your own company or tell you more about how to get started with us!

Pre Employment Criminal Background Check

July 5, 2011 by   •  Leave a comment

Over the last six months I have paid more attention to some of the pre employment procedures some of my clients and colleagues follow.  In the past, I have not observed many small IT companies running criminal background checks (or even checking references for that matter).  Recently though, I have heard more and more stories about companies declining to make job offers or withdrawing job offers based on the results of these background checks.

The most common offenses that I hear of are related to driving such as excessive or unpaid moving violations or driving under the influence.  It is interesting the different perspectives that owners have on these types of activities.  On whole, I find that most owners will not hire people with a DUI on their record.  I have to say that I do agree with this position.  Not on the basis that this is a good or bad person (I will leave that to your own personal ethics) but rather the liability that you potentially take on when you hire someone with that history.  Some would say it speaks to judgement and maturity, others would say it is a character issue.  I would strip these issues away and make your decision based on pure legal logic.

Example that I’ve heard from an attorney in Washington state:

You have an applicant that you learn has a poor driving record and a past DUI.  You allow that person to join your company in a position that requires a great deal of driving to perform their duties at remote locations.  That employee gets into a serious car accident during the course of their duties.  The other party decides that as the employer, you have the deepest pockets so they pursue you in a law suit.  When it is discovered (and the attorney will discover everything) that you knew of this prior driving history and still allowed them to drive on your behalf, you will have a very painful experience ahead of you.  While not guaranteed that your liability will be even greater, it will certainly reduce your ability to defend yourself and your company.

My recommendation is that you establish your hiring guidelines before having to make a decision on the spot when a background check reveals something.  My experience has shown that companies that have policies that they follow, not only reduce their liabilities but also reduce the stress of making the “right” decision when they experience a new situation.

Using an outside firm to perform reference checks, criminal background checks, drug tests, driving records, etc, is highly advisable so that the process happens every time in a consistent fashion.  Speak to your insurance company or ask others in your peer groups for recommendations.  I’ve become very impressed with Administaff’s services based on the feedback from my clients.

So, get responsible, stop hoping that everything will be just fine, define your own personal level of comfort with people’s histories, and make decisions based on your predefined thresholds.

Don’t be a lurker, post your stories and experiences.  I know you have some horror stories; let’s hear them!

 

Sales Rant

May 25, 2011 by   •  3 Comments

Ok, so I try to be neutral and I try to stay level headed but I’ve bit my tongue long enough. I have the (mis)fortune of listening to a lot of break out sessions, vendor talks, webinars, etc. I am just about to lose my mind with all of these shortcut bullsh*t services that will help you increase your revenue, increase margins, close more deals, blah blah blah.

Every working day of my life I’m sitting with you in your offices listening to how you work. I have to say one thing; 99 out of 100 of you are AWESOME at sales. Once you get in front of your prospect, you’re phenomenal. You are liked, you are trusted, you are helpful, and you are appreciated. Please, don’t let anyone tell you different. Here’s the trick though, we just have to get you in front of more people. And folks, I can almost guarantee you that if you’re trying to build a $2,000,000 + IT business a few things WILL NOT WORK:
1. Cheesy cookie cutter website that you paid $499 for and $60 month for updates…nope not gonna happen. It will look like crap and your clients will see that you aren’t even committed to using technology in your own business. DON’T DO IT!! Find a web professional. Treat your website the way you want your clients to treat their networks.
2. HIDEOUS postcards sporadically mailed out when you are afraid you won’t make payroll next month. Give me a break. Look at how you view mail in your own personal life. YOU DON’T LOOK AT JUNK MAIL. What in THE h*ll makes you think your piece will get looked at? Is it because some $93,000 a year trunk slammer claims he increased his managed services by 300%??? Awesome he went from a really small number to a little less small number. If you want to take marketing seriously then go hire a professional who does NOT and I repeat DOES NOT specialize in the IT space. You do not need someone who “knows your industry.”
3. Hiring a cold calling company. I don’t have enough energy to list why this is ridiculous. I will simply cite the fact that I ask those who have done this if they would do it again and I hear time and time again “NO”. Call me and I’ll be happy to tell you more about that one. Ahhh hell, I can’t help myself…cold calling companies are scams…they charge by the hour, not by the appointment..ding ding ding!!!! Is that not a red flag?? Another reason, these cold callers are not helping you establish a warm trusting relationship…can you imagine asking someone else to call a girl you’re interested and having them ask her out for you? It’s ridiculous.

Anyway, what can you do? Well let’s list a few items:
1. Make prospecting a pillar to your week. Choose a time and day that you will focus on prospecting. Do it every time you have scheduled
2. Make a list of your dream clients. Go after them with everything you have. Cold calling, invitations for ball games with you, stopping by, getting a referral from someone you know they do business with. Put extra energy into these 10-15 wish list clients.
3. Hold meaningful lunch and learns and educational events. Not some nonsense vendor driven event focused on a product but rather something interesting to your prospect. Hold it in a nice venue..country club, cool restaurant, museum…whatever! Feed them well, make it interesting and for the LOVE OF GOD!! FOLLOW UP WITH THEM!

That’s all…carry on…

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